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Friday, September 30, 2005

meet his car

ladies and gentleman...boys and girls... INTRODUCING... the now INFAMOUS... no... LEGENDARY... car / home / friend / and... lover? to the boy of our story. put your hands together for... THE 1992 TOYOTA DEATHCAB DX!!! (clap your hands now!!) purchased approximately 2 years ago for the LOW LOW price of $100, and ONE original painting - the beautiful Deathcab has proven to be a surprisingly reliable, long-lasting companion - despite her appearances. she's previously made it up and down the east coast; and to and from the far reaches of southern alabama without incident. our boy, jamie, is determined to ride her hard as far as she will go - whether it's another mile, or another 10,000 miles. the Deathcab's most notable feature, aside from her extensive rust apparel, is the large murder city devils skull emblem adorning her hood (stencilled & spray-painted by mr. jamie). if we turn our attention to the miss' backside, one notices she's quite exposed; her gas tank and fuel lines are showing - though also elegantly dressed in rust. the bumper that once protected her derriere, is rumored to have broken off when someone drunkenly backed her into a hill. but who would do that? who? the Deathcab's trunk, though no longer able to latch shut (chain-locked from the inside), is finely tattooed with the emblem of the swedish duet - rough bunnies. yes, the 1992 Deathcab DX. a fine piece of machinery. she purrs like a... gorilla; gets tremendous gas... mileage; and has one heck of personality; and she's not even a fatty. unfortunately though, our lady did not recieve a clean bill of health before this adventure started. she is currently ailing from a multitude of injuries, all of which are quite fatal. there is no doubt that this adventure will be her LAST HURRAH. let's make the most of it...

2 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Hej jamie caroll. Nice car. If you come to europe anytime you can visit us (ROUGH BUNNIES). Best Wishes anna vermina

9:23 AM  
j. carroll said...

anna, hey!!! rough bunnies hey!!! yes, i'm hoping to come to europe after i'm fully recovered from this journey & a couple art exhibits i have scheduled later in the year. thank you so much. i'll be in touch. ok bybye.

5:11 PM  

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