american swedish nazi institute

alright, it's swede time!! let's hit up the american swedish institute! ok, yeah i know this looks like something straight out of disneyworld. well, it kind of is. but imagine disneyworld without all the obnoxious little kids. sounds great don't it? okay well also imagine it without any of those god-awful rides, or those silly games, or the people dressed up as mickey or minnie or goofy. still sound great? yeah, well the american swedish institute is, in fact, pretty dull (much like the john deere factory. though i wasn't forced to stick around here for an hour and a half against my will. h-hum!! jill) and absolutely nothing like disneyworld. so, forget i brought it up.

there are some pretty neat artifacts. and i really wanted to buy some of the swedish chocolates and candies, but i don't want to become some poor homeless fat fatty. the coolest thing by far is their collection of swedish handcarved / whittled wooden figurines. some really awesome cartoony looking people. liked it a lot. but most everything else?... yawn.

i did get a kick out of pooping in a mansion though; or whatever this giant building is. made me feel like royalty -

"oh look, i've just shat. my god it's beautiful. i must be a god or some sort of gold-shatting machine. darling you must look at this. have you ever shat anything so beautiful in your life? it's almost as magnificent as our collection of nazi memorabilia. i just want to scoop it right up in my rich white hands and rub it all over my face. ladies first, of course, my dear. after all, i am a fine outstanding courteous gentleman..."