fuck satan

turns out devil's gulch is actually a park in the tiny tiny town of garretson, sd. the park is closed. no deathcab in devil's gulch after all. fuck satan. i didn't want to see his gulch anyway. kind of weird though, i thought the devil was on my side. after all, he is the one telling me what to do. you'd think after everything i've done for him, he'd at least have left me a key somewhere. ain't busting the doors down to get into hell.