girls and their shitzus

went back to falls park again after church. relaxed. listened to some high school girls talk about their shitzus. ooh! i just love my shitzu. oh my god! my shitzu is so cute. part of me wanted to chime in and ruin their fantasy. tell them about the time in middle school when my friend gary's shitzu attacked me. it looked like gizmo and i always thought it was cute too. until one day... i leaned down to to pet it hello and it jumped into the air and latched onto my face (very similar to the scene in there's something about mary). the dog just dangled in the air on my cheek for a few seconds, until i ripped it off and threw it across the room.