an introduction to the H-BOMB

august 2005 - my last days at cheap joe's art stuff. i send a form email to a customer regarding the order she placed online. to protect this customer's true identity we shall refer to her as HEATHER BOMB or the H-BOMB for short...

8/16/2005 JAMIE@CHEAPJOES WRITES:
dear customer,
on your recent online order you requested a UPS 2ND DAY
AIR. unfortunately we cannot ship your order at the $6.99 rate due to
oversized items on your order. i have therefore removed that charge
from your order and replaced it with a $5 RUSH. a RUSH will make sure it
leaves today and it usually takes 2-3 business days to get to your
location. if this is a problem call asap 1-800-227-2788 otherwise look
for you order soon.

thanx,
cheap joes

8/17/2005 3:40 PM H-BOMB WRITES:
O.K. but that was NOT my order number, AND I talked with one of your agents on the phone about this yesterday. I am going to assume that I was given the right information then. Please do not send me back any more e-mails unless you need to notify me of something really wrong. (NOT THAT THERE HASN'T BEEN SOMETHING REALLY WRONG FOR A LONG TIME AND THE LONGER FOOLS SHOVE IT UNDER THE RUG THE WORSE IT IS GOING TO GET - YOU JUST BE SURE THAT IF YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY GAMES LIKE THAT WITH PEOPLES LIVES YOU LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE OUT OF IT - because some of you have done enough damage, you know who you are and I expect you to correct it.)

h-bomb

8/17/2005 5:55 PM JAMIE@CHEAPJOES WRITES:
WHAT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
i have no clue what the problem is or what you are referring to. if you
want to fill me in you are more than welcome to. otherwise look for
your order soon.

thanx,
jamie at cheap joes

8/17/2005 6:01 PM H-BOMB WRITES:
whatever - oh and I found a mistake...

8/17/2005 6:01 PM H-BOMB WRITES:
that means ill be looking for my order - enjoy your buffalo wings.

8/17/2005 6:03 PM H-BOMB WRITES:
does whs care about that?(??????????????)

8/17/2005 6:03 PM H-BOMB WRITES:
my solid gold toilet seat does.

8/17/2005 6:18 PM H-BOMB WRITES:
Oh and when you figure out a way for me to NOT WASTE NEEDLESS HOURS OF MY LIFE SITTING AROUND WAITING ON FOOLS LIKE YOU TO QUIT SCREWING THINGS UP INTENTIONALLY ILL BE WAITING ON YOU TO RESTORE TO ME WHAT HASNT ALREADY SWIRLED DOWN THE DRAIN.

NOT A JOKE.

P.S. - I NEED MY CAN OPENERS

8/17/2005 6:18 PM H-BOMB WRITES:
GO SPIN A PLATE ON THAT ONE - RIGHT BACK TO CALIFORNIA