evil kitty

woke in a walmart parking lot in colorado springs. noticed a furry friend in the car in front of me. reminds me of my cat who i miss very very much - little man tate, or tate, for short. or tater. or tatorade. or taint. or mr. t. i think he prefers tatorade personally. didn't think it would be safe bringing him on the road with me. would always pee or poop on my lap when i took him for a drive. he's always had a habit of relieving himsef in less than ideal places - sinks & bathtubs mostly. he did pee in a toilet once which was no less than amazing. just once though. i think he did it just to piss me off. to prove he could do it if he really wanted to. he's really an evil evil kitty.

anyway, he's been staying at my sister's back in north carolina. he was an indoor / outdoor cat before. got lots of exercise chasing birds and pheasants and me too. would randomly sneak up behind me and latch onto my achilles heel with his teeth and claws. then he'd dart off happy as hell for scaring / hurting me. oh, that bastard. i love him. wish he was here to tear up my leg and poop on my lap right now. but he's in the burbs of fleetwood, nc. stuck inside a house. mostly confined to one room. no birds. no pheasants. no achilles heels. no running and biting and killing. trapped in solitary confinement. eating and sleeping. i fear by the time i see him again he'll look more like a furry pig than the svelt kitty i left behind. i hear he's made at least a few attempts to dispose of his captors though, or at least to piss them off. started peeing in the air vents on the floor of my sister's house. trying to poison his captors with deadly cat pee fumes. one smart kitty. takes after his pops. not that i have ever peed in an air vent or pooped in a sink or bathtub before. there's a first time for everything though. maybe i'll do it just once to prove to him that I could do it if i really wanted to.

starting mileage - 203857
exploring - colorado springs,co