fuck the police

pulled over by the po-po in between columbia and kansas city for a busted tail light. saw 20 different colored sirens flashing in my rearview mirror. thought it was an ambulance at first so i kept changing lanes to get out of its way. was a state trooper of course. of course... probably thought he hit the jackpot by the looks of my car and the swerving in and out of traffic and all. he gave me the normal interrogation. let me go with a warning after asking me this final question - "you smoke pot? meth? cocaine? anything like that?..."

does anyone ever answer yes to this?