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Friday, December 02, 2005

chippendales on my birthday

leave the gym as the mexican death metal concert ends. how fucking strange? get in the deathcab. start her up. start driving out of town. goodbye santa fe. i'll miss you and your death metal workouts. driving to albuquerque (which yes, is fucking difficult to spell. you try it without looking it up),nm. it's not too far. and it's already after 10pm. don't want to be driving in the middle of the nite. just before making it to albuquerque, i pass a sign that reads-

CHIPPENDALES ARE BACK
DECEMBER 29TH 7PM
THE ROUTE 66 CASINO RESORT

that's my birthday!!!

how silly?!! maybe i'll go just for the hell of it. get a free lap dance or something. or not. or become a chippendale myself and make some money?!! some people in boone,nc (huh-hum... michelle) thought i should strip my way across the country to make ends meet. maybe i'll start now?

1 Comments:

Michelle said...

Thank you for thinking of me, but I was not the one who told you to strip across America. That was David. By the way, he misses your hot body.

9:38 PM  

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