I LOVE L.A.!!

i pull off to the shoulder of the interstate,
and take in the beauty of the sierra nevada mountain range.

i had thought about going thru the mojave desert and death valley, instead, for the deathcab's sake, and maybe going to los angeles after that, but i'm glad i didn't. after my mis-adventures last nite in vegas, and having lived miserably in south florida for 16+ years, i'm pretty sure i'd hate LA, which i imagine as nothing more than a combination of both las vegas and miami.

in layman's terms, if las vegas and miami were two ugly, ecstacy-ridden, transsexual hookers who bumped, and grinded, into each other at a masquerade ball/rave in a gay niteclub, and then appropriately, and inappropriately, had intercourse, or something like it, in both the men's and women's bathrooms, and one, or both of them, somehow got knocked up in the process, the resulting offspring would be some "thing" very much like LOS ANGELES.

where the hell did that come from?