putting out a fire

oh, hey guys!! guess you're wondering why i'm stopped on the side of the road? did the deathcab break down again? did i get a flat? did i run over something, or someone? thankfully, no. nothing like that. but where am i you ask?

oh, i'm just hiding out in the bushes. putting out an imaginary brush fire with an everlasting stream of pee. had to go pretty bad. my bladder nearly exploded. tried to relieve myself in a water bottle while still driving. but my weiner and the bottle didn't get along so well. what can i say? not all water-bottles and weiners are meant for each other.

oh, hey SUV! don't mind me. just peeing on the side of the road (willow branch rd, to be exact) in broad daylight. i'd wave but my hands are kind of full right now.