another parking garage fiasco

next on the agenda - chuck close at the walker center. get directions. ask about parking. there's a public parking garage next door to the museum. get there. pull up to the garage. the sign says OPEN. but the doors are shut. what the fuck? so, i reverse out of there. drive in circles trying to find a parking spot. follow some public parking signs but they lead me to a reserved parking lot. hmm...i'm confused. park in space #8 regardless. run inside the walker center to see if it's alright to park there. nope. for employees only. ask about the public garage being closed. they say i just have to pull right up to the door and it opens automatically. shit. fucking minneapolis parking garages. makes no sense. run back to the car. employee #8 has me blocked in with his SUV. shit. run inside frantically. just want my car. just want my car. an employee is on the phone with the tow truck co. great! sees me. asks if i'm the guy in #8. yes, yes. just want my car. just want my car. i apologize profusely. explain about the screwy parking garage, the public parking signs, i'm not from here... blah blah blah. employee #8 takes about 10 minutes to show up. then he follows me to my car. moves his SUV out of the way. i get the hell out of there. go back to the parking garage. pull up to the doors; practically touching them. waiting...

ok... now what??...

oh, wait...

there they go. the stupid doors open.