pining for uma

"There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion." - sir francis bacon

found this piece of paper crumpled in my pocket. someone left it at the bar last nite. guess i took it? don't know what to say really? though for a long time i did have an uma fetish. saw kill bill 2 three times in the theatre; got a bunch of pictures of her on my computer at home (all decent of course); and read enough of her online biographies to know that red is her "favorite color next to orange and green and yellow and silver and stone gray and dark blue." AND i knew before anyone else that ethan hawke cheated on her!! broke her precious heart - that bastard! yeah, now he's a pathetic, little, goateed prick making shite action flicks; while still pining for his lost uma - whom he cheated on!! (they may have gotten back together; i haven't been keeping up...)

oh yeah, and i dated a girl who looks a lot like uma too...