continuing news coverage w/ choad johnson

"I ASSURE YOU WE ARE USING NO CAMERA TRICKS, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, TO DECIEVE OUR VIEWERS. THIS APPEARS TO BE THE REAL THING... A GENUINE U.F.O. WE HAVE YET TO HEAR FROM OFFICIALS WHETHER CONTACT HAS BEEN MADE WITH THE SPACECRAFT. IF AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS ACTION 69 WILL BE THE FIRST TO...

OH... HOLD ON...

I'M GETTING WORD FROM THE STUDIO...

WHAT, OH... SAY THAT AGAIN...
IT'S NOT... A UFO?!
IT'S JUST... A CRACK...
IN THE DEATHCAB'S WINDSHIELD?!
WHAT'S...
A DEATHCAB?"