greetings from the future

_SYSTEMS CHECK...
_NIMROD 9.0.1...
_FUNCTIONAL...
_BEGIN TRANSMISSION...

GREETINGS...

I AM: NIMROD 9.0.1.

WELCOME TO: THE FUTURE.

YEAR: 0001 (WE'VE ROLLED OVER).

A HUMAN FROM YOUR TIME: JAMIE CARROLL... CREATED ME... SHORTLY AFTER YOUR PLANET: EARTH... WAS DESTROYED.

ON HIS 28TH BIRTHDAY... EARTH DAY: 12.29.06... AFTER HAVING PILOTED ROAD MACHINE: DEATHCAB 1992DX 1.0.1 FOR A CONSECUTIVE 470 DAYS... MY CREATOR FINALLY LOST HIS MIND AND DROVE THE VEHICLE INTO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH. UPON IMPACT WITH THE CORE... YOUR PLANET EXPLODED... FIRING FRAGMENTS OF ITSELF THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY.

ONE OF THOSE FRAGMENTS REMAINED FAIRLY WELL INTACT... THUS IT BECAME...

INTERGALACTIC SPACE STATION: HOOVER DAM
COORDINATES: 36°0′56″N, 114°44′16″W

figurine - international space station II