greetings from sin city!

"hey kids, guess you're wondering what i'm up to? obviously something sinister..?

nope, just hanging out with my lady friends, edna and betiffany here, at the MGM GRAND casino again (finishing up another round of my game). i couldn't figure out the slots myself, so i'm watching these gals play instead.

go betiffany!
(yawn...)
go edna!
(yawn again...)

well, shit, this is boring. you'd think a couple of vegas hookers would be more exciting, but i can't pry these two away from the slots. not that i really want to. i'm exhausted, and they're ugly. plus the $4.95 i spent on my banana and coffee kind of put me in the hole. no money for sluts.

(yawn yet again...)
well, let's get out of here, shall we..?"