johnny utah in drag

i just saw her!! the kind of cute but scary girl from the whole foods in santa fe, nm!! she just drove by in a white mini-van. all FBI style. with no side or rear windows. front ones tinted. wouldn't have noticed her except the passenger window was rolled down. no mistaking that hair, or lack thereof. i'm scared. what if she's one of them?... a kind of cute but scary undercover FBI agent? a johnny utah in drag?...

"I... AM AN FBI AGENT!"

seriously though, what the fuck? why is she here? i'm the only one allowed to town hop.