my oscar speech

i would like to thank everyone who helped make this possible. all of you out there in internet land, who've supported me thru thick and thin. when i didn't think i could go any further, you were there. you were there to show me... a new way. i'd like to thank everyone i've ever met. you know who you are. my friends. my fam. my cat. all the producers. cast and crew. keep up the good work. i'd like to send a shout out to the man upstairs. praise jebus! and the man downstairs. props be to beezlebub! thank you bill. and ted. steve guttenberg. rick james... i'm forgetting someone... someone who's been by my side this whole time... from the very beginning...