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Monday, May 15, 2006

Gravy Delight

by 7am, and after some much needed freshening up (done, as usual, in the walmart bathroom, and in the front seat of my car), i'm feeling more or less awake, and ready to get back on the road.

i continue my way, southward (to cindy in birmingham, al). along the way, i get extremely lost in memphis, tn, and quickly realize, memphis, tn, is not a good place to get extremely lost in. err...

eventually (after an hour or so), i get on the correct hwy, just to find myself stuck behind this truck.
at first glance, i didn't notice anything unusual about this truck, or its advertisement, but upon closer inspection, i began to wonder - why is a chubby-faced little boy, in this advertisement at all? why is he smiling with "GRAVY DELIGHT" over "BEEF FLAVOR DOG FOOD?"

i suspect most persons would get a mild, to extreme case, of the juicy poos if they were to actually eat a can of "BEEF FLAVOR DOG FOOD." therefore, i suppose, one could argue, "GRAVY DELIGHT," is actually a metaphor, for diarrhea, and the joy, it brings. yes? no?

perhaps, no?

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