metal rulz, man!!

sitting at the bar in empire now. lots of odd characters in here. a few frat boys, a couple asian ladies with huge (likely plastic) boobs, some funny-haired pierced kids, a nice looking waitress, and some guy who looks like chong. chong is standing beside me at the bar with the 2 asian ladies who suffer (or benefit) from elephantitis of the knockers. chong orders a drink. says something about how the bartender, heather, is one of the coolest people he knows. she returns the compliment and says chong is one of the nicest people she knows. then chong turns to me and professes his love for metal music.