the slots!

but we all know there's more important things in the world than stars and boobs. or is there? probably not. regardless, let's move onto the casino, where i'll likely blow every cent of the donations i've recieved via this website...

...that is what you intended for me to use that money on, right? it's not like i need it for anything important - food, gas, showers, clothes, a home..?! who needs all that when you have slot machines? slot machines i say!!