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Friday, May 19, 2006

A New World Record In Absurdity

i wound up staying the rest of the week at cindy's in birmingham, al. fortunately, i slept in her apartment, and not my car, as temperatures were in the 90s for the majority of my time there.

when friday finally rolled around, we decided, rather spontaneously, to escape the city, for some surf and sand. we drove down to a certain place i swore i'd never go back to, after having previously sweated away 16+ years of my life there - FLORIDA!!! HELL!!!

we left around 6pm, and arrived in Ft. Walton Beach, FL by midnight. as fate would have it, all the campgrounds were booked, and neither of us had much money for a hotel room, so...

cindy and i spent the night in my car in my 20th different walmart parking lot - The Walmart of Ft. Walton Beach, FL!! Guinness Book of World Records, here i come!

it was uncomfortably warm, as you could probably imagine, and a little cramped, the two of us trying to sleep in the back of my car. her ass was in my face the whole night. literally. not that i'm complaining. but if she had farted...

needless to say, i'm grateful and lucky to have someone like cindy, who is, at the very least, equally as crazy as i am, and willing to sleep in my car with me.

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