greene with diarrhea

drove around town some; no brake problems. decide to head back to the truck stop and take one last shower. wash away my hangover. and do my laundry since i don't know when i'll have the opportunity again. shit, shower, and not-shave. mmm... feel much better. wash my clothes and throw them in the dryer. says it takes 45 minutes. it'll give me some time to read and relax. about 43 minutes go by. i walk back to the laundry room. my clothes are still soaking wet. fucking dryer. gonna take a year at this rate. then i notice the dryer next to mine is running. but it's empty?? then i look back at my dryer. hmm... not even warm. then i look back at the spinning empty dryer again... tic-toc tic-toc... oh!! fuck me!! i put my money in the wrong dryer. i guess i'll read for another 45 minutes; or maybe battlestar galactica is on in the tv lounge again? nope. it's bonanza. though oddly enough, lorne greene is in both shows. hmm...??? maybe this truck stop only gets the lorne greene channel. i haven't seen anything on the tv here without him in it. i think i saw him in a beer commercial just a second ago. creepy!! all lorne greene - all the time. i can't really describe what i'm feeling right now?

i think it's a mix of diarrhea and constipation?

yes, that's it!! damn you lorne greene!! i blame you and not my excessive drinking!!