a splash and a goodnite

the sound of a passing train wakes me -

god, i have to piss! shit where am i? ughh... the car. great northern parking lot. shit, i'm like 10 feet away from those fucking train tracks. uhh... fuck i have to piss!! what time is it? like 6am? shit. nothing's open. oh i've got a water jug i could piss in. okay, there it is. be sure to take off the lid now. okay, unzip. uhh..aaaaaahhhhhh!!!! well, shit. now what am i going to do with this jug of piss? oohh.. i'll just roll down the window and dump it out... splash!!

i pass out again.