poor poor miller lite

alright! sitting at a bar in fargo, once again. drinking a miller lite. cost me $2.50. half way thru my beer i find out that for one... yes, one dollar more - i could have gotten a jagermeister drink. i look at that bottle of miller lite and shake my head; saddened by having wasted my money on this expensive, tasteless beverage. i, of course, finish it. and then order me a dr. jager. sipping commences as i wait for luke to call...