my heart warms; my loins...

by now you may have realized that i have quite an affinity for jagermeister. it's true. coincidentally, the "nice looking" waitress - who in fact is the hottest girl in all of fargo; according to me, and i'm the expert - is wearing a jagermeister tank top. imagine this girl (random picture from the internet), but different. and much hotter. and without the tie-dyed polka choad hanging on her. mmm... sigh... i'm in love...