back to the matter at hand

i decide to finally introduce myself to the "nice looking" waitress / jagermeister goddess, after she passes me a good 30 times without saying a word. actually, let me correct that - at one point she did say, "oops!" and flash me a devilish smile. she had come up next to me at the bar to fill a drink order; and a straw, in one of the drinks on her tray, touched the tip of her breast. at least, i think that's what happened? and why she said "oops!" and smiled at me? i saw the incident out of the corner of my eye; surprisingly enough i wasn't just staring directly at her breasts the whole time. so i'm not a 100% sure this is how, or why, the "oops!" and subsequent smile originated. regardless, i eventually ask what her name is. i didn't hear the answer clearly the first 4 times. loud bar noise. but finally gather her name is frania (the spelling of which is probably wrong). i extend my hand and introduce myself (repeatedly) as well. i follow my introduction with a long, slightly awkward silence (of which i'm an unfortunate expert at) to which she replies by briskly walking away to her lucky customer.