off on a tangent

which brings me to another point -

there's been a long standing debate (that i started), within my circle of friends, as to the correct definition of - choad.

early, one winter morning; many moons ago - while standing around a bonfire outside of jill's house in sugar grove,nc - i first heard choad. her neighbor, a big jock-type guy (who i think? was relatively cool) used choad in a story. i was unfamiliar with choad; so i asked what choad meant to him. he replied - imagine a guy whose dick is somewhat wider than it is taller; kind of like a beer can. over the years, i grew accustomed to this choad; until my friends thought i was using choad improperly. my friends' choad is also their taint (the definition of which we all agree on). so which is it? beer-can-penis, or taint? well, ladies and gentleman... after all these years... i was right!!

and i guess you were too.

CHOAD (as defined by urbandictionary.com)

(1) A penis, usually wider than long.
(2) The perineal area. See taint or grundle.
(3) Pubic hair. This definition seems to originate from New Jersey.

(1) Whoa! He's hung like a beer can! What a choad!
(2) Lick my choad.
(3) Eat my choad.