in mourning the loss of
...my favorite bagel, that is, cindy, i (mistakenly) shave my head.
in mourning the loss of my hair, and further saddened by the discovery that i have rather large ears, and now resemble a young nosferatu...
*to explain - i was giving myself a trim, but (for the second time now) i accidentally left the guard off the clippers. thus, shaving a huge bald spot on the right side of my head. i tried balancing it out by shaving an equally bald spot on the left side, but i started looking too much like vanilla ice, so i got rid of all of it.